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Rapper Luda’s “Obama Is Here” Is An Embarrassment

Posted by MonkeyCrash on Friday, August 01, 2008 12:00:00 AM
Rapper Ludacris embarrasses the Obama campaign with his “Obama Is Here” rap. Below are the lyrics:

“Obama Is Here” Lyrics

I’m back on it like I just signed my record deal
yeah the best is here, the Bentley Coup paint is dripping wet, it got sex appeal
never should have hated
you never should’ve doubted him
with a slot in the president’s iPod Obama shattered ‘em
Said I handled his biz and I’m one of his favorite rappers
Well give Luda a special pardon if I’m ever in the slammer
Better yet put him in office, make me your vice president
Hillary hated on you, so that b^$&%* is irrelevant
Jesse talking slick and apologizing for what?
if you said it then you meant it how you want it have a gut!
and all you other politicians trying to hate on my man,
watch us win a majority vote in every state on my man
you can’t stop what’s bout to happen, we bout to make history
the first black president is destined and it’s meant to be
the threats ain’t fazing us, the nooses or the jokes
so get off your A$$, black people, it’s time to get out and vote!
paint the White House black and I’m sure that’s got ‘em terrified
McCain don’t belong in ANY chair unless he’s paralyzed
Yeah I said it cause Bush is mentally handicapped
Ball up all of his speeches and I throw em like candy wrap
cause what you talking I hear nothing even relevant
and you the worst of all 43 presidents
get out and vote or the end will be near
the world is ready for change because Obama is here!
cause Obama is here
The world is ready for change because Obama is here!

It’s obvious that this is not what the Obama camp wants.  The campaign has released the following statement:[Read More]
 
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Obama’s Berlin Speech; His European Socialistic Obessions Abound.

Posted by MonkeyCrash on Saturday, July 26, 2008 1:31:11 AM

Have you had enough of this European Socialist yet? Why is he so anxious to please the rest of the world? Could it be that deep down he hates his own country? Here are a few of my favorite moments from the speech.

Excerpts From Obama’s Speech in Berlin: (My comments are obviously in red)

I come to Berlin as so many of my countrymen have come before. Tonight, I speak to you not as a candidate for President,( Obama starts his speech with a lie. The only reason he is there...[Read the rest at MonkeyCrash]
 
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Vote For The Best Song For The Media’s Devotion To Obama.

Posted by MonkeyCrash on Wednesday, July 23, 2008 12:00:00 AM
Are you swooning over Obama? Does he make your knees quake? As we all know by now the media is enthralled with Obama. Now thanks to McCain’s official site you can pick the best song for the media’s devotion to Obama. The choices are “Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You” and “My Eyes Adored You” both by Frankie Valli. Below is the Obama Love Video featuring, “Can’t Take My Eyes Off of You." [View the video at MonkeyCrash]
 
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Pelosi: Bush Is “A Total Failure.”

Posted by MonkeyCrash on Friday, July 18, 2008 12:00:00 AM
 Speaker Pelosi called President Bush a “total failure” Thursday in reaction to Bush’s remarks two days earlier in which he took the Democratic run Congress to task for not doing their, “fundamental job.”

Pelosi’s Own Words:

“God bless him, bless his heart, president of the United States –a total failure, losing all credibility with the American people on the economy, on the war, on energy, you name the subject,”

Can you not feel the hate in that quote? This is a woman who is bent on pushing her liberal agenda and has finally snapped.
She refuses to believe that we are winning the war in Iraq. She has called for withdrawal and defeat numerous times. She has failed not only the American people in the war, but also the soldiers who are putting their life on the line so she can call for their defeat...[Read More at MonkeyCrash]
 
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ACLU Criticizes The Terrorist Watch List

Posted by MonkeyCrash on Wednesday, July 16, 2008 2:52:03 AM
Earlier this week the ACLU criticized Federal officials and the Bush administration on their handling of the Terror Watch List. They claim the list has reached over 1 million names, although the Terrorist Screening Center (TSC) says the ACLU is confusing the number of records (1 million) with the number of individuals on the list (400,000). Of course you won’t hear the ACLU acknowledge their mistake.
The TSC was created by a Homeland Security Presidential Directive in September 2003. Its purpose was to combine existing terrorist...[read more at MonkeyCrash]
 
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Pelosi Against Drill Here, Drill Now

Posted by MonkeyCrash on Monday, July 14, 2008 2:21:27 AM

As a supporter of Drill Here, Drill Now it’s fascinating that Congress has sat by and done nothing as the cost of gas continues to rise. President Bush again urged Congress on Friday to act before its August break to open new areas for oil exploration in the United States to help ease record high oil prices.

President Bush:

“The members of Congress, particularly the Democratic leadership, must address this issue before they go home for this upcoming August break.”"They have a responsibility to explain to their constituents why we should not be drilling for more oil here in America to take the pressure off of gasoline prices.” “One way to deal with supply problems is to increase supply here in America.” “And yet the Democratic leaders of Congress just consistently block opening up these lands for exploration.”

Didn’t the Democrats have a plan to lower gas prices? That’s what Nancy Pelosi said in 2006... [Read the rest at MonkeyCrash]
 
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Why Vote For Obama

Posted by MonkeyCrash on Thursday, July 10, 2008 11:16:03 AM

"Change." "Change we can believe in." This is the mantra of the Obama campaign. Through his promises of change, Obama has become the hottest trend for many witless Americans. They know nothing of his agenda or polices, but they believe that he will bring "change."

I found the following video on You Tube titled "Why Vote Obama." It's about 10 minutes long, but you only really need to view about 3 minutes of the video to get the picture. Visit MonkeyCrash to see the video and read the rest of this post.
 
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